Humor gráfico: A wife means trouble

- Es difícil discutir con un matemático.

Para encontrar a una esposa necesitas: tiempo y dinero.

Esposa = tiempo x dinero.

Se sabe que el tiempo es dinero.

Tiempo = dinero.

Por lo tanto: Esposa = dinero x dinero. 

Pero el dinero es la raíz de todos los problemas.

Dinero = sqrt(problemas)

Una esposa = problemas.

- It's hard to argue with a mathematician.

To find a wife, you need: time and money.

Wife = time x money.

It's well known that time is money.

Time = money.

Therefore: Wife = money x money.

But money is the root of all problems.

Money = sqrt(problems)

A wife = problems.